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kulpims
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Real Name: Roman
Channel: Wings!
Birthdate: February 25th, 1974 (36 years old)
Bio:
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Member Since: 2007-05-14
Email: kulpims C0NTACTED-AT gmailD0Tcom
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*promote
Thank you!


written by Playinwithfire  | 2 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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Thought you might enjoy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpKFWxyX1ng&NR=1


written by eric3579  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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thanks for the promote..:)

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*promote


written by Gratefulmom  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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yeah great system we have here....County Jails overcrowded because of all the Mexican nationals coming over the open border to commit crimes-So, in order to make room for all the non-misdemeanors like me, they shuffle us lightweights out fast-$6500 in fines commuted to zero dollars for 3 days, times served....I'd call that fucking brilliant.

Maybe yer neighbor won;t be missed....you got plenty of places to hide that body....

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heh, they put people in jail for traffic tickets? that's much better than our system where they fine you so high you're in debt for life. my upstairs neighbour is also in jail, they took him away last week, he beat his mother again and had at least 200 unsolved cases of public disturbance in court

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Smokin' a bowl a keefer resin to celebrate your Sloveeny birthday ya rager...Knock yer noisy neighbor out to celebrate...Sorry I missed yer roast....I was in the jailhouse commuting fines for traffic violations to time served



written by choggie  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Smokin' a bowl a keefer resin to celebrate your Sloveeny birthday ya rager...Knock yer noisy neighbor out to celebrate...Sorry I missed yer roast....I was in the jailhouse commuting fines for traffic violations to time served


written by choggie  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Happy birthday, buddy! Have a great one, and be sure to leave a little liquor and dope for your friends. They'll need it in the morning when they wake up next to your mom.


written by therealblankman  | 3 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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I love Eric's idea... if you have time it would be great if you could do a 25 random things post, and then throw up a link in the announcement posting I made yesterday!


written by therealblankman  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Sure would be nice if people had 25 random things about you to rip on. Just a thought.

BTW -If you ever decided you want to stop smokin' schwag, drop me a note, you fucking burnout.

Anyway I hope you enjoy getting your ass kicked at the roast.


written by eric3579  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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It's on!

ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to pay tribute take the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!

Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!

I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published

Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.

So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!

See you here crew!

-The RoastMASTER!


written by therealblankman  | 1 month ago | CH
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Your video, Understanding the Standard Model, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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*blocked

really?that sucks.such a great song.i have to head out but ill try to find a version that is not blocked for ya bud.
done..unblocked thanks to rasch


written by enoch  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Thanks. Fixed now.

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I think it's dead. replacement embed here


written by Throbbin  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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thanks

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*promote


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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wow, thank you Kulpims!

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*backup=[]


written by Fusionaut  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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Cheers!

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*promote


written by Deano  | 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH
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